"You like him, don't you?"

"Woah, where the heck did you come from?"

"You'd think that you'd be used to that by now."

"You'd think."

"You didn't answer my question."

"Yeah, I was planning on distracting you to avoid it, and now I forgot what you said."

"Liar. But I'm repeating it anyways. You like him, don't you?"

"Who?"

"You know who."

"..."

"..."

"I don't like him, he's more like a brother."

"What if pigs flew?"

"What do pigs have to do with my feelings?"

"I don't know. What if he were the last man on Earth?"

"Are we playing the what if game?"

"What if we were?"

"..."

"..."

"Ok, that's a yes. If he were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't have much of a choice now, would I? But then again, man normally refers to human, and..."

"What if he loved you?"

"...Well, it wouldn't really matter, would it?"

"What if it did?"

"Are you implying something?"

"No, you're infering something."

"Stop using words, you're hurting my brain."

"Brain? What brain?"

"Don't push it."

"Well?"

"If he did, and it did matter...I...I don't know. Why are you asking me all these questions, anyways? Do you-"

"What if I loved you?"

"..."

"..."

"Are we still playing 'what if'?"