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"You like him, don't you?"

"Woah, where the heck did you come from?"

"You'd think that you'd be used to that by now."

"You'd think."

"You didn't answer my question."

"Yeah, I was planning on distracting you to avoid it, and now I forgot what you said."

"Liar. But I'm repeating it anyways. You like him, don't you?"


"You know who."



"I don't like him, he's more like a brother."

"What if pigs flew?"

"What do pigs have to do with my feelings?"

"I don't know. What if he were the last man on Earth?"

"Are we playing the what if game?"

"What if we were?"



"Ok, that's a yes. If he were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't have much of a choice now, would I? But then again, man normally refers to human, and..."

"What if he loved you?"

"...Well, it wouldn't really matter, would it?"

"What if it did?"

"Are you implying something?"

"No, you're infering something."

"Stop using words, you're hurting my brain."

"Brain? What brain?"

"Don't push it."


"If he did, and it did matter...I...I don't know. Why are you asking me all these questions, anyways? Do you-"

"What if I loved you?"



"Are we still playing 'what if'?"
I can't believe how many people have enjoyed this :) Well, as a hopeless attempt to milk this for all it's worth, I made a second one, 'What If 2'! [link]

These two characters are from my story, The Time Portal. Needless to say that you don't really have to read it all too much to get what's going on, though I'm sure it *could* be a little confusing without the narration with it.

Enjoy :)
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xXToxicGhostXx Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh, it's so good! :'D good job
fera-nai Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
Aw, thanks!
xXToxicGhostXx Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's no problemo. You deserve it :)
wolfie306 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Reminds me of Absurdism
Teebs13 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Funny and a good piece of literature nice job :D
fera-nai Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Thank you so much :)
Aru-08 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
I mean, Love it ^///^
fera-nai Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Haha either way, thank you ;)
Aru-08 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Zandromina Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hahaha, this is kinda funny, I love it :D
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